07/28/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20926
There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them “One”, “Two”, “Three”, and so on until “Hundred”.
Years pass and all the children have grown up. Some have marriages, but none have children except for Ninety.
One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog.
They wanted to keep it, but they knew Ninety would be against it so they hid it.
One of the children had the idea to name it “This” so that they would be able to talk about it around their mom without her knowing.
They would say “Let’s go take This outside” and other similar things, and sure enough, Ninety never knows about This. In fact, no one ever knows about it other than the children.
Unfortunately, one day, This dies in an accident while the children weren’t paying attention. Once the kids find out, they silently agree to never talk about it, and keep it to their deathbeds. Sure enough, no one else hears about This ever again.
Only Ninety’s kids remember This.
