03/11/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21908
A very overweight man was walking down the street one afternoon when he noticed a large sign outside a brand-new fitness center. The advertisement boldly promised amazing results: “Lose 5, 10, or even 20 kilograms on your very first day—guaranteed!”
Curious and a little desperate to shed some weight, the man walked inside to see if the claim could possibly be true. At the front desk, he spoke with the manager and said he’d like to start small.
“I’ll try losing 5 kilograms today,” he said.
“Excellent choice,” the manager replied confidently. “Just follow us.”
They led him into a massive gymnasium filled with ropes hanging from the ceiling, ladders climbing up the walls, balance beams, parallel bars, and every kind of obstacle you could imagine. After that, they instructed him to remove his clothes and wait in the middle of the room.
The man stood there, slightly confused but curious about what was going to happen next.
Suddenly, a door at the far end of the gym swung open. Out stepped a stunning blonde woman—completely naked—with a sign hanging around her neck that read:
“If you catch me, I’m yours.”
The man’s eyes widened. Without thinking twice, he took off running.
The blonde darted across the gym, moving quickly and gracefully. Every time the man got close, she would speed up and slip away. He chased her up ladders, down ladders, across the parallel bars, around the ropes, and all over the enormous gymnasium.
He was sweating, panting, and pushing himself harder than he had in years. Just when he finally thought he was about to catch her—poof!—she slipped through another door and disappeared.
Moments later, the gym staff walked in, calmly escorted him to the showers, and then took him to the scale.
To his amazement, the scale showed he had lost exactly 5 kilograms.
Stunned but impressed, the man left the gym and walked down the street thinking about what had just happened.
“Man,” he muttered to himself, shaking his head. “I was so close to catching her. If I’d only had a little more time…”
The thought lingered in his mind until finally he spun around and hurried back to the gym.
He walked up to the manager again and said, “Alright, I want to lose 20 more kilograms.”
The manager smiled calmly. “No problem at all.”
Once again, they led him into the giant gym and told him to remove his clothes. This time he stood right near the door, ready for whatever challenge was about to come.
A moment later, the door slowly creaked open.
But instead of the beautiful blonde, a massive, angry-looking gorilla stepped out with a sign hanging around its neck that read:
“If I catch you, you’re mine.”
