07/25/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22458
One afternoon, Superman found himself with nothing to do. The world was unusually quiet—no villains robbing banks, no meteors threatening Earth, and no calls from the Justice League. With time on his hands, he decided to fly around the city just to enjoy the view.
As he soared over the neighborhoods, something caught his eye.
Wonder Woman had left her bedroom window wide open.
Curious, Superman slowed down and hovered just outside. Inside, Wonder Woman was lying on her bed without any clothes on, stretching and shifting around as though she were trying to get comfortable after a long day.
Superman looked around to make sure no one else was nearby.
A mischievous thought crossed his mind.
“I’m Superman,” he thought. “I’m faster than the speed of sound. I could zip in and out before she even realizes anyone was there.”
After a brief moment of hesitation, temptation got the better of him.
In a blue-and-red blur, Superman shot through the open window, made his lightning-fast visit, and was back in the air in less than a second, disappearing over the rooftops.
A moment later, Wonder Woman suddenly sat upright.
“What the heck was that?” she exclaimed, looking around the room in complete confusion.
From somewhere nearby came a painful groan.
The Invisible Man winced and said,
“I have no idea… but my butt hurts like crazy.”
