07/17/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22388
One afternoon, a man sends a text message to his next-door neighbor, Bob.
The message reads:
“Bob, I’m truly sorry. I’ve been overwhelmed with guilt, and I can’t keep this secret any longer. I have to confess that I’ve been helping myself to your wife whenever you’re not home—probably more often than you have. I know it’s inexcusable, but things haven’t been great at my house, and I made a terrible mistake. I can’t live with the guilt anymore. I sincerely hope you can forgive me. I promise it will never happen again.”
Bob reads the message twice.
His face turns red with rage.
Feeling completely betrayed, he storms into the bedroom, grabs his gun, and, without saying a single word, shoots his wife.
A few moments later, his phone buzzes again.
It’s another text from his neighbor.
“Oops… I really should start using spell check.
That was supposed to say, ‘I’ve been helping myself to your WiFi whenever you’re not home.’
Sorry about that!”
