07/12/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22371
A man is hiking through the woods when he realizes he’s completely lost. As night falls, he spots a small cabin tucked among the trees.
Relieved, he walks up and knocks on the door.
An elderly Chinese man answers.
“Sir,” the traveler says, “I’m lost, and it’s getting dark. Would it be possible for me to stay here just for tonight?”
The old man nods. “Of course. You are welcome to stay. But remember one thing—do not lay a finger on my daughter. If you do, you will suffer the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.”
The traveler quickly agrees.
At dinner, the old man’s daughter comes downstairs, and she is stunningly beautiful.
The traveler tries to ignore her, but temptation gets the better of him.
“What’s the old man going to do? He’ll never find out,” he thinks.
That night, he sneaks into her room, and the two spend a very passionate evening together.
The next morning, he wakes up with a massive rock sitting on his chest.
Attached to it is a note:
“Chinese Torture #1: Big rock on chest.”
The traveler laughs.
“That’s it? I was expecting something much worse!”
He shoves the rock off his chest and tosses it out the window.
As he turns to leave the room, he notices another note hanging from the bedroom door.
It reads:
“Chinese Torture #2: Rock tied to right testicle.”
His eyes go wide.
Thinking quickly, he decides jumping out the window is better than staying attached to the rock.
As he leaps through the window, he catches sight of one final sign planted in the ground below.
It reads:
“Chinese Torture #3: Left testicle tied to bedpost.”
