05/18/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20516
Two cowboys are sittin’ out under the desert sky, chewing the fat and swapping stories about everything from cattle to carnal conquest.
One tips his hat back and says,
“You know what really gets my spurs jinglin’? The ol’ Rodeo Position.”
The other cowboy squints at him.
“Rodeo Position? Sounds like something you’d need a saddle and a helmet for. What is it?”
The first cowboy smirks like a man who’s both proud and slightly traumatized.
“Well, first, you get your gal on all fours—standard cowboy protocol. Then you mount up from behind, nice and easy.”
“Uh-huh…” the second says cautiously.
“Then,” the cowboy continues, “you reach around, grab the front handlebars, and whisper in her ear—real sweet—‘Dang, these feel almost as good as your sister’s.’”
The second cowboy’s eyes go wide.
“Oh hell no!”
The first tips his hat with a grin.
“Then the real challenge begins: hold on for 30 seconds without getting bucked off, kicked, or excommunicated.”
