08/26/2026 from Daily Jokes
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A stylish young woman was waiting at a busy bus stop in the middle of the city. She was dressed head to toe in black leather a fitted jacket, matching boots, and a very tight leather mini skirt.
When the bus finally arrived, everyone formed a line to get on.
As the woman reached the door, she lifted her leg to step onto the bus—but her skirt was so tight that she couldn’t raise her leg high enough to reach the first step.
Slightly embarrassed, she smiled at the bus driver, reached behind herself, and discreetly pulled down what she thought was the zipper on the back of her skirt.
“There,” she thought. “That should loosen it.”
She tried again.
Still no luck.
Now a little more embarrassed, she reached behind herself once more and pulled the zipper down a little farther.
She lifted her leg again.
Nothing. The skirt still wouldn’t give her enough room.
By now, the passengers behind her were patiently waiting while she struggled.
Determined to get on the bus, she reached behind herself for a third time and pulled the zipper down even farther.
She tried once more and still couldn’t make it onto the first step.
At that point, a big Texan standing directly behind her decided to help. He gently picked her up by the waist and placed her on the first step of the bus.
The woman immediately spun around, furious.
“How dare you!” she shouted. “You can’t just put your hands on me! I don’t even know you!”
The Texan tipped his hat and calmly replied,
“Well, ma’am, normally I’d agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were already friends.”
