07/31/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20946
With all the new fertility tech these days, a 65‑year‑old friend of mine just gave birth.
When she got home from the hospital, I went to visit.
“Can I see the baby?” I asked.
“Not yet,” she said. “Let’s have some coffee first.”
Half an hour later, I asked again.
“Not yet,” she said.
A few more minutes passed.
“Okay… can I see the baby NOW?”
“Not yet.”
Finally, I snapped. “WHEN can I see the baby?”
She threw up her hands and yelled:
“WHEN HE CRIES! I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM!”
