10/19/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21335
A broke dude heads to Vegas, blows all his cash, and ends up so broke he can’t even afford a cab to the airport. But hey—why not try anyway? He hails a taxi, begs the driver to let him ride now and pay later, and even offers his number.
The driver just yells, “Get the HELL outta my cab!”
So our hero walks all the way to the airport… barefoot in spirit, if not in shoes.
Fast forward: he’s back in Vegas, this time riding a wave of beginner’s luck—and wins BIG. Suitcase full of cash, swagger turned to 11.
At the cab line, he spots that driver—the one who kicked him out last time—now waiting at the end of the queue. A mischievous grin spreads across his face. Time for sweet, sweet payback.
He walks up to the first cab:
“How much to the airport?”
“$15.”
“Awesome! How much to sleep with me on the way?”
“GET OUT!”
He does the same to the next driver. And the next. And the next. Every single one kicks him out like he just asked them to eat a cactus.
Finally, he reaches the last cab—the very driver who once banished him. The driver doesn’t recognize him.
“Hey, how much to the airport?”
“$15.”
Our guy hands him a crisp $15 bill and says, “Perfect—let’s roll!”
As they drive off, he leans out the back window, beaming, giving every furious cab driver a big ol’ thumbs-up like he just won an Oscar for Chaos.
Revenge? Served with a side of confusion—and absolutely no awkward naps.
