Daily Joke: Were Adam And Eve British, French Or Russian?

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”

They pondered this possibility, but the Frenchman and the Russian soon shake their heads in disagreement.

“Nonsense,” says the Frenchman. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”

Although the Russian and the Brit agreed on this point, there still seemed to be something amiss.

“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian.”