11/17/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21458
A man summoned to testify before the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) sought advice on what to wear. He first asked his accountant, who said,
“Wear your shabbiest clothes make them think you’re broke.”
Unsure, he then asked his lawyer, who gave the exact opposite counsel:
“Don’t let them push you around. Show up in your sharpest suit and tie.”
Completely confused, he turned to his priest for guidance, explaining the conflicting advice. The priest smiled and said,
“Let me tell you a story.”
“A young woman about to be married asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother advised, ‘Wear a thick, high-necked flannel nightgown modest and warm.’ But when she asked her best friend, she was told, ‘Wear your sexiest, lowest-cut negligee—you want to make an impression!’”
The man threw up his hands. “But what does that have to do with my IRS problem?”
The priest replied calmly,
“Simple. No matter what you wear you’re going to get screwed.”
