07/22/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20895
A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
“You get one wish,” says the genie.
The man replies, “I’m scared of flying and boats. I wish for a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there.”
The genie rolls his eyes. “Do you have any idea what you’re asking? That’s thousands of miles, structural engineering beyond belief… Wish for something else.”
The man nods and says, “Alright… then I wish to see the Epstein client list.”
The genie swallows hard… “Two lanes or four on that bridge?”
