06/05/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20588
John is in prison and gets a letter from his aging father who says he can’t dig the garden this year.
John writes back: “Whatever you do, don’t dig up the backyard.”
The next day, the cops dig up the yard looking for buried money—but find nothing.
John writes again: “Now you can plant your garden. It’s the best I could do from here.”
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