05/17/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20511
A woman with freshly dyed brunette hair walks into the doctor’s office, clearly distressed. “Doc, something’s seriously wrong! Every part of my body hurts when I touch it!”
The doctor raises an eyebrow. “That sounds… unlikely. Show me.”
So she pokes her elbow—“AAAGH!” She taps her knee—“OWWW!” She lightly presses her ankle—“MOTHER OF PEARL!”
The doctor pauses, stares at her, and asks, “Be honest… you’re not really a brunette, are you?”
She sighs. “Okay, fine. I’m actually a blonde. I dyed it last week.”
The doctor nods knowingly. “Yeah, that tracks. Your finger is broken.”
