05/14/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20501
A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party, trying to enjoy the evening.
But every five minutes, someone barges in to show the doctor a rash, describe their back pain, or ask if that mole looks weird.
After about an hour of free diagnostics, the doctor sighs and asks the lawyer, “How do you deal with people begging for free legal advice outside of work?”
The lawyer smirks and says, “Easy. I give them advice… and then I mail them a bill.”
The doctor blinks. “Seriously?”
“Dead serious.”
Inspired—and a little vengeful—the doctor decides to try it. The next day, he starts writing up bills for every party parasite.
As he goes to drop them in the mailbox, he finds something waiting for him.
A bill.
From the lawyer.
