01/15/2026 from Daily Jokes
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Morris, an 82-year-old man, went in for a routine physical.
A few days later, his doctor spotted him strolling down the street with a stunning young woman on his arm.
At his next visit, the doctor said, “You seem to be doing remarkably well.”
Morris smiled and replied, “I just followed your advice, Doc — get a hot mama and be cheerful.”
The doctor shook his head and said, “That’s not what I said. I told you, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur — be careful.’”
