08/26/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21057
Patient: “I can’t sleep at night.”
Doctor: “Lie down and count to two thousand, you’ll fall asleep.”
The next day, the patient came back to the doctor.
The doctor asked if he followed the advice.
Patient: “Yes, but it was very difficult — when I reached one thousand, I started feeling sleepy… then I got up, made coffee, and came back to finish the two thousand.”
