Daily Joke: Talking Clock

A man showing off his new flat to friends late at night was asked by one of them, “Why the big brass gong in the corner?”

“That’s my talking clock,” he replied, “I’ll show you how it works.” With that, he gave the gong an almighty whack with a golf club. Instantly, a voice from the next flat screamed, “Hey, shut up! It’s nearly midnight!”