05/28/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9833
One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
“What’s the matter?” she called out.
“My razor — it won’t cut!” he answered.
“Don’t be silly, dear!” she declared. “You mean to tell me your beard is tougher than linoleum?”
