12/30/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21625
An elderly couple from Arizona, both in their late 80s, visited a relationship therapist.
The doctor asked, “How can I help you?”
The husband replied, “Would you mind watching us have intercourse?”
Surprised but curious—given their age—the therapist agreed.
After they finished, the doctor said, “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with how you’re doing it.” He thanked them, wished them well, charged $50, and sent them on their way.
The following week, the couple returned and made the same request. Though puzzled, the doctor agreed again.
This went on for several weeks. Each time, the couple booked an appointment, had intercourse without issue, paid the fee, and left.
After three months, the doctor finally asked, “I have to know—what exactly are you trying to find out?”
The man replied, “Nothing at all. She’s married, so we can’t go to her place. I’m married, so we can’t go to mine.
The Holiday Inn costs $98. The Hilton charges $139. Here it’s $50—and best of all, Medicare covers $43 of it.”
