11/22/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21474
After examining an elderly couple, the doctor assured them that they were physically fine but suggested they start writing things down to help with their worsening memory. The couple thanked the doctor and went home.
A few days later, while watching TV, the old man stood up. His wife asked, “Where are you going?”
“To the kitchen,” he replied.
She said, “Could you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
“Of course,” he answered.
“Don’t you think you should write it down so you don’t forget?” she asked.
“I’ll remember,” he insisted.
“Well, I’d like some strawberries on top,” she added. “You’d better write that down—you’ll forget.”
“I’ll remember. Ice cream with strawberries,” he said.
“And I’d like some whipped cream too,” she continued. “You really should write it down.”
Growing irritated, he responded, “I don’t need to write it down. I’ll remember.” Then he headed to the kitchen.
Twenty minutes later, he came back with a plate of bacon and eggs.
His wife exploded, “See? You forgot the onions!”
