01/17/2026 from Daily Jokes
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A young woman fell on hard times and began working as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept this hidden from her family. One day, the police raided the brothel and arrested several of the women, including her.
They were told to stand in a line along the sidewalk. To her horror, her elderly grandmother happened to be walking past the scene. The young woman panicked.
Her grandmother spotted her and asked kindly, “What are you lining up for, dear?”
Not wanting to reveal the truth, the young woman quickly replied that people were giving away free oranges and she was waiting to get some.
“Oh, how nice,” her grandmother said. “I’ll have one too,” and she joined the back of the line.
As a police officer moved down the queue questioning each woman, he eventually reached the grandmother and looked puzzled.
“But you’re so old,” he said. “How do you manage?”
The grandmother smiled and replied, “Oh, it’s quite simple, son. I just take out my dentures and open wide.”
