07/18/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20875
A grandmother was tidying up her attic, her faithful cat following her around for company.
While rummaging through old boxes and papers, she came across a small, dusty lamp.
Curious, she picked it up and gave it a good rub with her apron—when suddenly, POOF!—a Genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
“I shall grant you three wishes,” announced the Genie.
The grandmother thought for a moment and said,
“I wish to be the most stunning 20-year-old woman alive, I wish to have more money than I could ever spend, and I wish my cat would become the most handsome prince in the world.”
The Genie gave a nod, and in a swirl of smoke and sparkles—whoosh!—he and the lamp vanished.
The grandma looked at herself: young, radiant, and absolutely breathtaking.
All around her were piles and piles of cash—big bills, everywhere. She tossed some into the air and laughed as they fluttered down like confetti.
Then, she turned to where her beloved cat had been sitting…
In his place now stood a tall, dark, and impossibly handsome man—with sculpted features, a six-pack, broad shoulders, and a professional athlete’s physique.
He walked up to her, gently took her face in his hands, looked deep into her eyes, and whispered,
“So… do you still regret having me neutered?”
