An elderly man had been struggling with intimacy due to impotence. He’d tried everything imaginable—pills, oils, remedies—nothing worked. He searched online, consulted experts, but still had no luck.
Frustrated, he confided in a close friend. The friend said, “I know a witch doctor who might help. Go see her.”
The old man visited the witch doctor and explained his problem.
“I have just the cure,” she said, handing him a potion. “Drink this. When the moment comes, say ‘one, two, three,’ and you’ll be cured. When you’re finished, your partner must say ‘one, two, three, four,’ and everything will return to normal. You may only use this potion once every full moon.”
Thrilled, the man rushed home.
That night, as things began to heat up, he confidently said, “one, two, three.” Instantly, he was as firm as he’d been at eighteen. He turned to his wife, ready for action.
His wife stared at him in amazement and said, “Wow, that looks impressive… but why did you say ‘one, two, three’?”
