10/18/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21331
Three cheeky old grannies were chilling on a bench outside their care home when an old bloke strolled past.
One of them shouted,
“Bet we can guess your age spot on!”
He scoffed,
“No chance!”
She grinned and said,
“Oh yeah? Just drop your trousers and we’ll tell you to the year!”
He blushed a bit—but figured there’s no way they could possibly know—so down they went.
Then they made him spin around like a confused top and hop up and down like a kangaroo on caffeine.
Finally, all three yelled together:
“You’re 87!”
Still standing there with his pants round his ankles, he asked,
“How on earth did you know?!”
The grannies burst out laughing, slapped their knees, and cackled in perfect harmony:
“We crashed your birthday bash yesterday!”
