11/12/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21439
Mr. Johnson had been retired for about a year when his wife of 50 years said,
“Harold, let’s go on a cruise! Just the two of us… a week at sea, and we can make wild love like we did when we were young!”
Mr. Johnson thought this sounded pretty good. So he grabbed his hat, waddled down to the pharmacy, and bought himself a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms.
When he got home, his wife said, “You know, Harold… a week isn’t enough. Why not go for a month?”
So back he went to the pharmacy for 12 bottles of seasick pills and another box of condoms.
Then, as he walked in the door, his wife beamed and said, “You know, dear, the kids are grown, the house is paid off—why not cruise the world?”
Mr. Johnson sighed, turned around, and trudged back to the pharmacy. He slapped 297 bottles of seasick pills and 297 boxes of condoms on the counter.
The pharmacist, who’d known him for decades, stared at the mountain of supplies and finally said:
“Mr. Johnson… you’ve been a loyal customer for 30 years, so I don’t mean to pry, but—
if it makes you that sick… why the hell do you do it?”
