10/06/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22742
A little old lady was celebrating her 70th birthday alone at a motel. Feeling a bit lonely, she decided that turning 70 didn’t mean she had to stop having a little fun.
She picked up the phone book and started looking through the advertisements. Suddenly, she spotted a full-page ad for a handsome escort named “Tender Tony.”
The picture showed a muscular man with a dazzling smile, thick wavy hair, powerful legs, and enough muscles to make a woman forget what year it was.
The old lady studied the advertisement for a moment and thought:
“Well, it’s my birthday. What the heck? Nobody has to know.”
She picked up the phone and called the number.
A deep, smooth voice answered:
“Good evening, ma’am. How may I help you?”
“Oh my,” she thought. “That voice alone is worth the call!”
Trying not to lose her nerve, she said:
“Tony, I’m 70 years old, I’m staying at a motel, and I’m all alone tonight. I’d like you to come over and give me a massage.”
There was a brief pause.
She continued, getting more confident:
“Actually, Tony, forget the massage. I want a little excitement. Bring whatever you need to make this a birthday I’ll never forget!”
Tony replied in his smoothest voice:
“Ma’am, that sounds absolutely fantastic.”
The old lady smiled from ear to ear.
Then Tony added:
“But before I come over, there’s just one thing you need to do.”
“What’s that?” she asked.
“Press 9 for an outside line.”
