01/27/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21734
An elderly couple had been married for decades—and hated every minute of it. Their shouting matches were so loud the whole street knew when they were fighting. During one
particularly nasty argument, the old man would often snarl,
“I’ll dig my way out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life!”
One night, he suddenly passed away and was buried. His wife celebrated the occasion by heading straight to the local bar, partying like there was no tomorrow.
To her horror, the very next day the old man did exactly what he’d promised—he clawed his way out of the grave and came home. Before long, they were right back to screaming at
each other.
A few years later, the man died again. Once more, the widow went out celebrating. Curious neighbors asked if she was worried he’d return to haunt her this time.
“Oh no,” she said with a grin. “I made sure he was buried upside down.”
