08/01/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20950
A 95-year-old man and a 94-year-old woman are in front of the divorce court judge.
The judge asks how long they’ve been married.
The man says, “75 years.”
The judge says, “Just so I understand the facts, you’re 95, she’s 94, you’ve been married for 75 years, and you want a divorce now? At this time of your life?”
The wife pipes up, “We’ve wanted a divorce for decades, but we had to wait for the children to die.”
