Daily Joke: Wife’s Age Test

A man in his late 70s is at a pub with a friend of his, discussing their respective wives. “Mine still thinks she’s a young woman.” “If you want to know how young she is, you can try this little trick. When you get home, ask her what’s for dinner from several distances. Start at 30 feet, then 25 feet, then 20, and so on. The sooner she hears you, the younger she is.” So an hour later, the man arrives home and shouts, at a distance of 30 feet from his wife: “Honey, what’s for dinner?” No answer. He goes a bit closer. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still no answer. He goes closer and asks again, no response… When he is finally in the doorway of the kitchen., about 5 feet away from his wife, he yells, “Honey, what’s for dinner?!” His wife turns around briskly and says, sounding irritated: “I’ve told you three times now, chicken and mushrooms!”