11/28/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21497
A farmer drove over to his neighbour’s place and knocked on the door.
A boy of about nine answered.
“Is your dad or mom home?” the farmer asked.
“No, they’ve gone into town,” the boy replied.
“What about your brother Howard? Is he around?”
“No, he went with them.”
The farmer shifted awkwardly on the doorstep for a moment. Sensing this, the boy offered, “If you need a tool, I know where everything is. Or I can pass on a message to my dad.”
The farmer cleared his throat. “Well… no. I really need to speak to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.”
The boy paused, thinking it over. Then he said, “You’ll have to wait for Dad. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I’ve got no idea what he charges for Howard.”
