11/25/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21485
With all the wild advances in fertility tech these days, my 65-year-old friend actually gave birth. When she finally got home from the hospital, I rushed over to meet the baby.
“Can I see the new baby?” I asked.
“Not yet,” she said. “Let me make us some coffee first.”
Thirty minutes later…
“Okay… can I see the baby now?”
“Nope. Not yet.”
A few more minutes passed.
“Alright seriously—can I please see the baby now?”
“No. Not yet.”
At this point I was losing my mind. “Then WHEN can I see him?”
“When he cries!” she snapped.
“WHEN HE CRIES?! Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?”
She threw her hands up and said, “BECAUSE I CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE I PUT HIM, ALRIGHT?!”
