08/10/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22520
An American traveling to Japan on business found himself with two unexpected days free after his work was completed earlier than planned. Being single and having been away from home for some time, he decided to enjoy some female company and visited a geisha house.
After choosing a companion, they retired to a private room. As they became intimate, the woman began softly repeating, “Yakamoda… Yakamoda…”
Not knowing any Japanese, the American assumed she was expressing her enjoyment. Encouraged, he continued, and soon picked up the pace.
The woman became more emphatic, repeating, “Yakamoda! Yakamoda! Yakamoda!”
Taking this as a sign of even greater enthusiasm, the American became increasingly energetic. Finally, the woman shouted at the top of her lungs:
“YAKAMODA! YAKAMODA! YAKAMODA!”
When they were finished, the American noticed that she had apparently fainted. Not wanting to disturb her, he quietly gathered his belongings and left.
The following day, he was playing golf with one of his Japanese business clients. On the 173-yard par-3, his Japanese partner struck a beautiful shot. The ball landed on the green, rolled smoothly toward the hole, and dropped straight in.
Thrilled by the shot and eager to impress his client with his newly acquired Japanese vocabulary, the American exclaimed:
“Yakamoda, sir!”
The Japanese gentleman stared at him for a moment and replied:
“What do you mean, ‘wrong hole’?”
