Daily Joke: Jesus, Moses, And A Bearded Man Playing Golf

Jesus starts the game. He hits the ball as hard as he can and it heads straight towards the lake. However, instead of sinking, the ball rolls on the surface of the water. Jesus walks on the lake, hits the ball, and gets it into the hole.

Next is Moses’ turn. He hits the ball as hard as he can and it heads straight towards the lake. But Moses raises his golf club and the waters of the lake divide. Moses walks between the two walls of water to the ball, hits it, and it gets into the hole.

Finally, the bearded man. He hits the ball as hard as he can, and it also heads straight towards the lake. However, a frog snatches it out of the air with its tongue and swallows it. An eagle dives at the frog and carries it into the air. Meanwhile, a hunter sees the eagle and fires a shot at it. The bullet hits the eagle, and it falls to the ground, right next to the hole. The frog coughs up the golf ball and it rolls into the hole for a perfect hole in one.

Moses grumbles and mutters to Jesus,

“I really hate playing with your dad.”