Daily Joke: Lost Golf Ball

Two guys are playing golf, and one of them shanks a ball over a hill and into the next fairway. He goes to look for it but returns empty handed. “Where’s your ball?” his friend asks. “I can’t go get my ball. I looked over the hill and there’s my wife AND girlfriend. They’re playing golf together. If I go over there, I’ll get killed. You have to get my ball.” The friend walks up the hill and comes back a few minutes later. “What’s the matter?” asks the first golfer. “Wow, small world,” the second replies.