06/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8428
A businessman and a priest were playing golf. The businessman swung his rod and missed completely . He swore “Bugger it , missed!” . Hearing this , the priest got annoyed .
“Don’t swear like that , my son ” he admonished him. The businessman duly apologized and promised to be more careful. But it happened again the next time he missed. Again the priest admonished him and again he apologised. When it happened for the third time , the priest flew into a rage and told him that if he swore again , God will surely punish him for that.
The businessman , really contrite , promised to behave himself. So he took careful aim and swung his rod..and missed. As he started to say “Bugg..”, there was a loud clap of thunder and a streak of lightning struck the priest dead. Suddenly a voice boomed from the heavens “Bugger it , missed !”.
