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Daily Joke: The Gates Of Heaven

03/10/2022 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: The Gates Of Heaven

Jesus was walking outside the gates of heaven and he sees an old man sitting on a bench..

He approaches the old man and asks.. “good sir, why have you not entered heaven yet?”

The old man replies “I’m waiting for my son, he should be along soon.”

Jesus thinks for a second and asks “will you tell me of your son? Maybe I know of him.”

The old man sighs and says “Sadly, we lost touch when he was young.. I know he was a carpenter like I was, I know he was quite famous and people followed him around. People told stories about him. They wrote a book about him and there was even talk of miracles…”

Jesus stood stunned.. carpenter? miracles?… He looked at the old man as tears swelled in his eyes…

“Dad?” The old man rose slowly, tears running down his cheeks as he held out his arms and said “Pinocchio? “

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