Daily Joke: Hilarious Old Man and Wife Joke With an Unexpected Graveyard Twist

An elderly couple had been married for decades, despite thoroughly despising one another. Whenever they argued, the entire street could hear the shouting. The old man would often bark, “When I die, I’ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

One night, he suddenly passed away and was buried. His wife wasted no time celebrating, heading straight to the local pub and partying like there was no tomorrow. Much to her horror, the very next day the old man reappeared—having actually dug his way out of his grave.

Before long, they were right back to arguing as usual.

A few years later, the man died again. Once more, the old woman went out celebrating, just as she had the first time. The neighbours asked if she thought he would return to haunt her again.

“I don’t think so this time,” she replied. “I had the old fool buried upside down.”