
A couple invites their whole family over for Thanksgiving — hoping for a warm, joyful holiday together. But as guests arrive, one thing becomes painfully clear: their kids are running late… again.
The mother-in-law doesn’t hold back. “Ugh, your children — always late!” she mutters loudly, rolling her eyes.
Finally, everyone settles in — except no one dares challenge her when she claims the head of the table. Who wants to argue with Grandma on Thanksgiving?
Minutes tick by. The hungry mother-in-law starts grumbling again:
“Ugh, what’s with the food here? Why is everything always late?”
Just then — the couple emerges from the kitchen, proudly carrying the feast they’ve spent hours preparing (mostly cooked by the wife). Everyone digs in… and for a moment, peace reigns.
But halfway through dinner, the mother-in-law stands up dramatically:
“Ugh, I better start clearing these dishes so we can at least get dessert on time!”
And just as she rises — CRASH!
The giant wall clock above the table plummets down, smashing her chair into splinters — narrowly missing her by inches.
Silence. Shocked gasps. Then, under her breath, the bride mutters:
“Ugh… this clock… always late.”
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