12/01/2025 from Daily Jokes
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An 80-year-old woman got arrested for shoplifting, and when she stood before the judge, he asked, “Ma’am, what exactly did you steal?”
She answered, “A can of peaches.”
The judge frowned. “And why did you steal peaches?”
“I was hungry,” she said.
He nodded and asked, “How many peaches were in the can?”
“Six.”
“Well then,” the judge said, “I’ll have to give you six days in jail.”
Before he could finish, the woman’s husband raised his hand and said, “Your Honor, may I speak?”
The judge sighed. “Go ahead.”
The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”
