11/18/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21461
Once upon a time, the mighty Emperor of the Rising Sun announced he was hiring a new Chief Samurai. After an entire year, only three warriors applied: one Japanese, one Chinese, and one Jewish samurai.
“Show me what you can do!” the Emperor demanded.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. In one lightning-fast motion—SWISH!—his sword sliced the fly cleanly in half.
“Incredible!” the Emperor exclaimed. “Samurai Number Two, your turn.”
The Chinese samurai grinned, opened his own small box, and released another fly. His blade flashed twice—SWISH! SWISH!—and the fly dropped to the ground neatly cut into four perfect pieces.
“Remarkable skill,” the Emperor said. “Now, Samurai Number Three… impress me.”
The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, walked forward, opened his tiny box, and let a fly loose. He raised his sword and with a dramatic SWOOSH! made a powerful swing. The fly, however, kept buzzing happily around the room.
The Emperor frowned. “What kind of display was that? The fly is still alive!”
Cohen shrugged. “Alive? Of course it’s alive. Killing it is easy. But trust me—after what I just did? That fly is definitely circumcised. Now that is true skill.”
