04/23/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8386
A man called up his lawyer and asked: “How much How much would you charge to answer three questions?” The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: “Two thousand dollars plus tax.”
“TWO THOUSAND!” cries the man. “That’s a bit expensive, isn’t it?”
“Yes, I suppose it is,” said the lawyer, after thinking a moment longer. “What’s your third question?”
