Daily Joke: A Couple Made A Deal

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is s*x after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:

” Marion… Marion “

“Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I’ve come back as we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.

I have s*x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s*x a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s*x the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it’s back to golf course again.

Then it’s more s*x until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”

“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”

“No — I’m a rabbit in Kent’.