08/17/2022 from Daily Jokes
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A man is in the final stages of getting ready for his wedding…
Everything is going well except for one small matter his bride-to-be’s extremely hot younger sister.
One afternoon, a week before the big day, he finds himself alone with her in the house.
She slides up to him and suggests going upstairs – before he finally settles down to a life of wedded bliss.
The man begins to panic. Running through his options he charges out of the house – only there, in the front garden, to discover the rest of the girl’s family all waiting for him.
As soon as he emerges, they give him a big round of applause.
“Congratulations “, says the father-in-law,
“you’ve passed the test. You have proved yourself a man of honour and integrity, and I’m delighted to give you my daughter’s hand in marriage “.
The fiance can’t believe it and breathes a huge sigh of relief. His wife plants a big kiss on the cheek.
Moral of the story is? Always leave your condoms in the car.
