05/17/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16011
For her husband’s birthday, the wife decides to accompany him to a strip club.
“Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?” the doorman greets them as they enter the club.
His wife is perplexed and inquires if he has ever visited this club.
“Oh no,” Dave exclaims.
“He’s a member of my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he wants his normal drink and offers him a Budweiser.
“How could she know you drink Budweiser?” his wife asks, getting increasingly uncomfortable.
“Honey, she’s in the Ladies Bowling League, and we’re on the same lanes as them.”
“Hi Davey. Want your customary table dance, big boy?” says a stripper as she walks over to their table and wraps her arms around Dave.
Furious, Dave’s wife grabs her handbag and walks out of the club.
Dave is following her and notices her getting into a taxi.
He rushes in beside her before she can slam the door.
He tries desperately to explain why the stripper mistook him for someone else, but his wife isn’t buying it.
She’s yelling at him and calling him every name in the book.
“Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave,” the cabbie remarks, turning his head.
