02/23/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21839
One afternoon, a husband looked over at his wife and, without much thought or tact, blurted out, “You know, your backside is getting really big. I swear, it’s bigger than the barbecue grill out back!”
He chuckled at his own joke, clearly amused with himself. His wife didn’t say a word. She simply gave him a long look, shook her head slightly, and went about her day as if she hadn’t heard a thing.
That night, as they were getting ready for bed, the husband decided to be affectionate. He scooted a little closer, trying to cuddle up and make some romantic advances. To his surprise, his wife immediately rolled away and pulled the blankets tighter around herself.
Confused, he asked, “Hey, what’s wrong? What did I do?”
She calmly turned to face him and replied, “Do you honestly think I’m going to fire up this big grill… just to cook one tiny little sausage?”
Needless to say, he suddenly realized that some jokes are better left unsaid.
