Daily Joke: Drowning His Sorrows

Sitting at the bar, glum Dave told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. “Yeah,” said Dave, “would you marry somebody who didn’t know the meaning of the word faithful, and who was flip and even vicious when the subject of fidelity came up?” “No way,” the bartender said. “Well,” said Dave, “neither would my fiancé.”