04/28/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20440
A wealthy couple golfed at an ultra-exclusive course where mansions hugged every fairway.
Husband: “Sweetheart, swing easy-if you break a window here, we’re selling the yacht to pay for it.”
CRASH! Her ball obliterates a floor-to-ceiling window of a palatial estate.
Inside, they find a shattered antique bottle and a smug man lounging on a sofa.
Man: “Congrats! You’ve freed me from 1,000 years in that bottle. I’m a genie-three wishes! You each get one, I keep the third.”
Husband (instantly): “I want $10 million annually-tax-free!”
Wife: “I want a private island in every ocean!”
Genie (grinning): “Done. My wish? I’ve been celibate for a millennium. I want a night with your wife.”
The husband sighs, “Fine… we do get a lifetime of money and islands.”
After a very enthusiastic hour upstairs, the genie lights a cigarette and asks,
“So… how old’s your husband?”
Wife: “Forty-two.”
Genie (snorting): “And he still falls for the genie bit? Hilarious. That’s just my Airbnb.”
