05/11/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10187
Here we are Ladies, just for you…..
He Said She Said
He said … I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said … You wear pants don’t you?
He said … Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said … That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said …. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said …Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said … Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said… I would but you’re never there.
He said … Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said … They don’t have time
He said … How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She sai … We don’t know; it has never happened.
He said … Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said …They already have boyfriends.
She said …What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said… A widow.
He said … Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said … Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
