Daily Joke: Hilarious Surprise Homecoming Joke A Man His Wife And An Unexpected Guest

A man comes home early from work and shouts, “Honey, I’m home!”

No reply. So he goes upstairs and calls from the landing, “Honey, I am home,” but still no reply.

Frustrated, he goes into the bedroom and finds his wife on the bed, stark nакеd.

“Oh Norman, I didn’t expect you this early,” she says, holding her chest and breathing heavily.

He thinks she is having an heart attack and runs downstairs to ring for an ambulance.

He starts dialing the emergency number when his young daughter starts pulling at his jacket.

“Dad,” she says. “Dad,” she says again.

“What is it? I’m busy,” he says.

“Uncle Jack is in the wardrobe with no clothes on,” she tells him.

He drops the phone and runs back to the bedroom. “You bastаrd, you f**king  bastаrd,” he shouts angrily at Norman.

“You bastаrd! My wife is having a heart attack and you are going around scaring the kids!”